Å in Norway. If my sources are correct it means small river.
Accident, Maryland. Yeah, I'd avoid that as well.
Ai Ohio, For the sci fi fan in you.
Apples Switzerland, I like apples. They keep the doctor away.
Asbestos Quebec, Glad they get free healthcare.
Assawoman Virginia, I want to visit, but my wife won't let me.
Atomic City Idaho... nuff said.
Avenue Road, a main street in Toronto, Ontario, Canada and I read there are six in London. Obvious to me that there are people out there who can not make up their minds.
Bad Axe Michigan, Throw it out, get a new one.
Banana, Queensland, Australia. If we could get Apples with Bananas we could have a fruit salad.
Bang Bang Jump Up, a rock formation in Australia. I guess you had to be there.
Barf (Lake District), hill in the Lake District, England. It's where all the people go to party till you puke.
Bastard Township Ontario... I will keep this one to myself.
Batman, Batman Province and Batman River, Turkey. Right next to the lovely Boy Wonder forest. I had to get a drink after that dry joke. (Cough)
Big Ugly Wilderness Area, West Virginia. WHAT?
Bird-in-Hand, Pennsylvania. Versus the Two-in-the-bush to the east.
Blue Ball, Pennsylvania. (ALSO COMES IN BUCKEYE FOR YOU OHIO FOLKS) Guys, you know this is funny.
Bong County, Liberia. I thought that was illegal there as well?
Bong Recreational Area, Wisconsin. Wow, that's really catching on!
Booger Mountain, North Carolina. Next to the FINGER TIP.
Boring Oregon. Not much to do there.
Boulevard Street, the name of streets in Lowell, Massachusetts. Again with not being able to make up their minds. Which is it already?
Bumpass, Virginia. Either they don't have enough room to maneuver or its a new dance craze.
Butt Hole Lane, Conisbrough, England. I think my ex lives there.
Cape Catastrophe, South Australia. I can't find this in the news. What happened there?
Cape Disappointment, Oregon. The settlers got there, then turned around and left.
Cape Foulwind, South Island, New Zealand. Is it downwind from something bad?
Cape St. George-Petit Jardin-Grand Jardin-De Grau-Marches Point-Loretto, Newfoundland, Canada. OK, this is the worse case of not being able to make up your mind that I have ever seen. PICK ONE.
Center of the World, Ohio. OK, it's obvious they haven't looked at a map lately.
Climax, Colorado, Climax, Michigan, Climax, Minnesota, Climax, Georgia. A place my wife wants to go, but I won't take her.
Clit, Arad, Romania. Near G Spot down the xway to... just Google it.
Come-by-Chance, Newfoundland. You don't plan to go there, you just get there somehow.
Conception Bay, Newfoundland. Honey, I've been meaning to tell you about how you were born...
Conception Junction, Missouri. That was where your little brother came from.
Condom, Gers, France. Well they didn't come from there, did they...
Crap, Albania. I vote to name the town NUMBER TWO.
Crapolla, Italy. Same here, cosa meno importante, or, numero due.
Devil's Beef Tub, Scotland (A large depression where border rievers hid stolen cattle) YEAH RIGHT!
Dickshooter Reservoir in Idaho. Now that just sounds painful.
Dismal, Tennessee. I kinda like Tennessee, but now....
Double Trouble, New Jersey. I can't say enough about this one. I'll leave it to you, my readers.
Earth, Texas. What planet was that again?
Eek, Alaska. That's what you say when you realize where you are.
Eighty Eight, Kentucky. OK, I have lived in Kentucky most of my life and have never once been here. Kids, time for a road trip. My only question is... Eighty Eight WHAT?
Embarrass, Minnesota and in Wisconsin. Surprised they were not embarrassed to share this.
Fair Play, South Carolina. Sounds like nice folk.
Fairdealing, Kentucky. It's a lie, all a lie!
Fairy, Texas. For those fantasy lovers. I don't think Texans would admit to this one unless they lived there.
Fancy Farm, Kentucky. Ummm... that's about all there are in Kentucky, Fancy Farms.
Fearsville, Kentucky. Scariest place on Earth. No kidding... no really.
Fingringhoe, Essex, England. I'm sorry... I can't stop... laughing....
Foggy Bottom, Washington, DC. Not to be confused with Soggy Bottom in the same area.
Fresh Kills, Staten Island. No wonder they get a bad rap.
Frisby on the Wreake, Leicestershire, England. My Frisby is on the Roof.
Fucking, Austria. That's right, I said it. Another place my wife won't let me go.
Fuk Man Road, Hong Kong. hmmm.... mhmmm... hmmmmm... on to the next one.
Fukyu, Japan. Very inviting.
Giggleswick, North Yorkshire, England. Where do they come up with these names?
Goonoo Goonoo, New South Wales, Australia (pronounced "gunna g'noo"). I can only hope it was an Aboriginal name.
Gorsafawddacha'idraigodanheddogleddollônpenrhynareurdraethceredigion, a train station in Gwynedd, Wales. They would need like nine train cars to put that on it. In related stories, that's the sound I make when I'm getting sick.
Gothom City, Wisconsin. Batman is from the cheese state?
Gropecunt Lane, England, United Kingdom. Now who says they don't have a sense of humor?
OK, I could go on and on through the entire alphabet, but I need sleep sometime this week. My comments were meant only as humor. I truly hope if any of my readers are from any of these areas, that they can see the humor in it as well and laugh along with us.
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